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long road trips
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  • Swimuminati
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    Good god damn i'm sick of looking at endless stretches of corn and soy.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimPunk
    1

    Iowa?


  • Assy McGee Banned
    2

    Never drive through Kansas on I-70.


  • 0

    You need to take the scenic route instead.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    Nah, Indiana and now Illinois

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    Noted!

    I've been on this route about 5 times now but its still boring af.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Firefly24 said:

    Nah, Indiana and now Illinois

    saw this and said..indiana

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Swimuminati
    0

    Not trying to tag on some extra hours to an already 10+ straight hours road trip.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Assy McGee Banned
    2

    It's really a huge chunk of the midwest.

    I hope to take the Highway 1 drive relatively soon. Muahahaha.


  • 0

    that...is a damn good road trip.

    pch = good times.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • SwimHero
    1

    i like road trips at night better

    Janeway Rules!


  • SwimParagon
    2

    99 bottles of beer on the wall
    99 bottles of beeeeer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    This never helped out my boredom at all

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Swimuminati
    0

    discolemonade said:

    Firefly24 said:

    Nah, Indiana and now Illinois

    saw this and said..indiana

    Lol

    This is the only part of Indiana that i've ever saw. I sincerely hope there is something else to it.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Firefly24 said:

    discolemonade said:

    Firefly24 said:

    Nah, Indiana and now Illinois

    saw this and said..indiana

    Lol

    This is the only part of Indiana that i've ever saw. I sincerely hope there is something else to it.

    there isn't. except that really confusing beltway thing. and not so confusing, as poorly 'signed'

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Helper
    3

    Sounds like it's time to break out the Sega Game Gear...and your handy satchel of 10,000 AA batteries. You will surely need to replenish this supply, however, if you plan to beat the first level of Surf Ninjas.


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Yea thats pretty bad

    Theres huge chunks of this country where driving just gets really boring. Nothing but corn, cows, wheat, and other plants to look at for hours on end.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Helper
    0

    You could be leveling up in Pokémon Go

    What the hell is that behind you


  • SwimHero
    0

    game gear sonic is best!

    Janeway Rules!


  • Helper
    0

    You fool! At least with Surf Ninjas you'll be bored enough to not break the bank on batteries. Sonic will entice you into financial ruin!


  • Swimuminati
    0

    distorted_reasoning said:

    i like road trips at night better

    Me too. We will likely come back at night as per usual. Less traffic and whatnot.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
    1

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    99 bottles of beer on the wall
    99 bottles of beeeeer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
    This never helped out my boredom at all

    Nope. Thank goodness for stand up on spotify. Its certainly helping.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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