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I am attracted to most of you
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  • SwimParagon
    1

    Not really, but I was feeling left out and all the good ideas were taken.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Swimuminati
    4

    first

    then

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Swimuminati
    1

    Mixboy said:

    first

    then

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • IB
    3

    I call shenanigans on the grounds that no one here has good ideas.

    blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. :|


  • IB
    0

    Oh, I see how it is


  • SwimParagon
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    Firefly24 said:

    Mixboy said:

    first

    then

    Oh come on. You two are near the top of my list of people I would be attracted to if I were attracted to anyone here.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Swimuminati
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    I luh yew too bb ;)

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimParagon
    1

    I call shenanigans on your shenanigans because my ideas are good, dammit!

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Swimuminati
    2

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Firefly24 said:

    Mixboy said:

    first

    then

    Oh come on. You two are near the top of my list of people I would be attracted to if I were attracted to anyone here.

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimParagon
    1

    ...what is a "luh"? Is that a new sex act?

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimParagon
    1

    You just got 20% cooler in my book.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimVIP
    1

    I know, but you had to friend zone me just to make things appear suspenseful.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • Swimuminati
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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    You just got 20% cooler in my book.

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Swimuminati
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    We could make it one.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimParagon
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    Zenigundam said:

    I know, but you had to friend zone me just to make things appear suspenseful.

    but you didn't get all angry about it like in a proper romance drama. :P

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • 0

    awww


  • SwimParagon
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    Yeah, but, what kind of thing would the luh be? You're the one with the smarts in this department.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimParagon
    0

    Now I just feel bad.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimVIP
    2

    They told me that's the reason I didn't make the cut the last time I auditioned as a male lead in a Lifetime movie. They wanted psychotic and vengeful, not complacent and lazy.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • 0

    I got my hopes up.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • 0

    You cut me deep


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