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Roast ME!
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    Come on!

    Whatchu got? Roast me..... What's the matta Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Banned
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    I haven't known Sawman for long but one thing I do know is the only race he give a f**k about is the race to cirrhosis.

    That......That was not even close to good.....I'll be back

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • 1

    Get the f**k off the stage until you got some yak in yo face.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • 0

    ur a butt n u smell

    Money is a motherfucking joke.
    Forty bald eagles sewn onto a coat.
    Zoo with the crib, mermaid in the moat.


  • 8

    you're the type of guy that plays jenga on the first date so

    she knows your pullout game is strong.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • 0

    SHIT SON, BTFO!1

    Money is a motherfucking joke.
    Forty bald eagles sewn onto a coat.
    Zoo with the crib, mermaid in the moat.


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    UncivillyPandaKa said:

    ur a butt n u smell

    7/5.. not bad.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    Sawdamizer said:

    UncivillyPandaKa said:

    ur a butt n u smell

    7/5.. not bad.

    BTFOOOOOOOOO

    Money is a motherfucking joke.
    Forty bald eagles sewn onto a coat.
    Zoo with the crib, mermaid in the moat.


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    discolemonade said:

    you're the type of guy that plays jenga on the first date so

    she knows your pullout game is strong.

    I look em in the eye..... and never pull out.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • SwimNinja
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    Your ties are hideous.

    "The enemy of my enemy is just another man standing in my way." -Nikita


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    Sorce said:

    Your ties are hideous.

    You know I am the guy on the left, right?

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • SwimParagon
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    You're so forgettable that not even a Remembrall will help me remember you.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • 0

    You don't mean that.... that was out of love... thank you.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    whenever sawdy says i'm not book smart, but i'm street smart'

    all i hear is 'i'm not real smart, but i'm imaginary smart'.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Toonami
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    I dunno, man. Roast beef is one thing. That's small, fits in the oven easily... you know how it is. An entire person, though... that seems like a lot of work. Can't we just hug it out instead?


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    AntiLawnElement said:

    I dunno, man. Roast beef is one thing. That's small, fits in the oven easily... you know how it is. An entire person, though... that seems like a lot of work. Can't we just hug it out instead?

    Face down ass up.... thats the way I hug my subordinates.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    discolemonade said:

    whenever sawdy says i'm not book smart, but i'm street smart'

    all i hear is 'i'm not real smart, but i'm imaginary smart'.

    Put one finger in....

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • SwimLegend
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    discolemonade said:

    whenever sawdy says i'm not book smart, but i'm street smart'

    all i hear is 'i'm not real smart, but i'm imaginary smart'.

    I just LMFAO at this

    Oh bother...


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    1pooh4u said:

    discolemonade said:

    whenever sawdy says i'm not book smart, but i'm street smart'

    all i hear is 'i'm not real smart, but i'm imaginary smart'.

    I just LMFAO at this

    STFU Pooh and get your huge v****a up here.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • SwimLegend
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    Sawdamizer said:

    1pooh4u said:

    discolemonade said:

    whenever sawdy says i'm not book smart, but i'm street smart'

    all i hear is 'i'm not real smart, but i'm imaginary smart'.

    I just LMFAO at this

    STFU Pooh and get your huge v****a up here.

    I'm coming, lol coming and I'll have you know I had my huge v****a detailed and it's not so big anymore. Sure I can't find the pine tree air freshener that was left in there but I get only compliments on the new car smell.

    Oh bother...


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    1pooh4u said:

    Sawdamizer said:

    1pooh4u said:

    discolemonade said:

    whenever sawdy says i'm not book smart, but i'm street smart'

    all i hear is 'i'm not real smart, but i'm imaginary smart'.

    I just LMFAO at this

    STFU Pooh and get your huge v****a up here.

    I'm coming, lol coming and I'll have you know I had my huge v****a detailed and it's not so big anymore. Sure I can't find the pine tree air freshener that was left in there but I get only compliments on the new car smell.

    I'll be the judge of all that... your BF can watch.

    You stopping by? Can I open mouth you?

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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