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5 Ways to appear Sophisticated and In Control When You Have No Clue What's Going On
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  • SwimVIP
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    1. Nod confidently.
    2. Repeat what others have said, but in your own terms and with noticeable, but insignificant differences.
    3. Speak early and often so that you can stay quiet when the real s--- goes down.
    4. Ask tough questions, but you have to be absolutely sure that you already know the answer to the questions and that he or she won't ask you a question in return.
    5. If You try Step #2 (I think you'll have to), make sure that you distance yourself from the conversation thereafter, but agree with viewpoints that are similar to the one that you stole in #2. The object is to remain discreet so that you aren't scrutinized, but, at the same time, you have to convince everybody else that you're a f---ing beast in this subject matter.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • Swimuminati
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    1. keep gun in hand

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimVIP
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    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • SwimElder
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    LOL dude thats so funny. Honestly if you really do that you can BS your way through anything. I've seen people do it before.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • SwimVIP
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    It's mostly an "I didn't do my homework and now we have to talk about it in class- oh f---!" strategy, but it applies to a lot of other areas too.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • Swimuminati
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    more like...

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    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Swimuminati
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    Your eyes sell it for you...

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Special Snowflake
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    You said shit and fvcking.

    Reported.

    Memento Mori


  • ShoeHands
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    You forgot talk way louder than everyone else.


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