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  • SwimFan
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    Seriously. Don't even go there. I've got crazy parental issues.


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    Here have a seat and let's talk.


  • SwimFan
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    What do you mean by that?


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    Oh nothing at all. I've solved so many problems on here and you can trust me.


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Be careful. He's trying to sell you a used car.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • SwimElder
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    Shouldn't it be prophet and a date significantly in the future so as not to run over it?


  • SwimFan
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    Shit.

    I already have two used cars.


  • SwimFan
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    I made this account when the whole 2012 myan prophesy end of the world scare was going on. It's profit after the type o negative song. "The profits of doom."

    So now that I've told you all of that, I feel I should share my entire life story.

    I was born on a small farm in Kentucky...


  • Babbling
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    Have you had sex with farm animals?


  • Babbling
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    My cousin jacked off a horse once.


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    "What do you mean lower myself? That's the only thing I've ever been. Just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl" -Edward Elric


  • Babbling
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    I love that show. Not caught up to the latest season tho.


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