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Top 5 Ways to get fired on the first day
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    1. Walk in chugging a 40
    2. Drive my car through the glass doors
    3. Come in shirtless
    4. Keep saying "No" whenever the boss talks to me
    5. Make out with the cutie at the desk

  • Banned
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    You forgot the number one way.

    Whip it out.


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    That's just crude.

    Get it? crude. It's a pun.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    Did you learn this from past experience?


  • SwimSage Banned
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    Did you learn this from past experience?


  • SwimElder Banned
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    Walk in chugging the 40. The sit down and pull out another 22oz , crack it on the desk and start sipping. Then put your feet on the desk and stretch out.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


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    BattleAngel_Phillies said:

    Walk in chugging the 40. The sit down and pull out another 22oz , crack it on the desk and start sipping. Then put your feet on the desk and stretch out.

    Beast mode.

    http://static6.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/0/3529/112717-113623-beast.jpg


  • SwimPeanut
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    Be a total no show on the first day.

    If you want to pick THAT type out of a crowd, just look for the festering scabs on their elbows.


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    That's weak though. I wanna go in like a chill villain.


  • Special Snowflake
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    Use excessive profanity.

    Memento Mori


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    I curse a lot.


  • SwimPeanut
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    Zenigundam said:

    That's weak though. I wanna go in like a chill villain.

    That depends on where you're at. If you're in a restaurant, let the boss catch you lighting a cigarette with the toaster. In an office setting, Xerox your bare butt and paste it on the bulletin board. Or, find something to hang upside down by your knees on and smoke a joint.

    If you want to pick THAT type out of a crowd, just look for the festering scabs on their elbows.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    Stop cursing please......


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