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Spilled beer all over my pants right before work
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    Holy crap. The guy in front of me stopped so that a flock of geese could cross the road and I had to slam on the brakes, causing the 1/4 left of my Foster's can to spill on my pants. F---! I'm in the parking lot posting from my phone and I have to go in right now. How f'd am I?


  • SwimElder Banned
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    You were drinking a beer while driving?

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


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    beer lives matter.

    Jerk.


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    It was in my cup holder.


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    Orientation's about to start. Catch you guys later, but still reply.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    I would suggest you call off, go home and post more here.


  • SwimPeanut
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    No uniforms where you work?

    If you want to pick THAT type out of a crowd, just look for the festering scabs on their elbows.


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    i didnt even put on pants today...

    i only worked like an hour though

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