Spilled beer all over my pants right before work
Holy crap. The guy in front of me stopped so that a flock of geese could cross the road and I had to slam on the brakes, causing the 1/4 left of my Foster's can to spill on my pants. F---! I'm in the parking lot posting from my phone and I have to go in right now. How f'd am I?
You were drinking a beer while driving?
"I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."
beer lives matter.
It was in my cup holder.
Orientation's about to start. Catch you guys later, but still reply.
I would suggest you call off, go home and post more here.
No uniforms where you work?
If you want to pick THAT type out of a crowd, just look for the festering scabs on their elbows.
i didnt even put on pants today...
i only worked like an hour though
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