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Comrade, I have mission for you.
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    I require zese five pieces of intel deciphered:

    "Never touched those pages, but I know I'm smart."
    "I'm not really into model cars, but I like the brands."
    "A detergent repeats itself."
    "Cloning a jittery pike does not make for a good Broadway musical."
    "Trebek? No, not that guy, the guy who took over the world."

    Each piece is a clue to one word, and those five words together are ze phrase I need. Good luck, comrades.


  • SwimElder Banned
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    I accept.

    Send me a pm.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


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    I'm not your comrade buddy.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


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    I accept. Your name worried me for a second there.


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    I am friend, I assure you. Not like that heartless Slayer who spurned my advances.


  • Lord Of the Munge Façade
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    are you guys going to fix the forums?

    you should pin my fanfictions while you're at it.

    So Luuv hooked me up with a custom rank.

    Which means I only have two more prizes to claim, plus an image sig.

    So that's where we stand.


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    I do not have zat power, unfortunately. Furthermore, I still need three more agents for zis mission. Do you vant to be one?


  • SwimStar
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    comrade

    "Right. Because it seems to me that you’re exhibiting symptoms of depression, low self worth and anxiety."
    "Those are all different things, right?"


  • IB
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    I dunno... what's in it for me?

    blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. :|


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    alt text

    "What do you mean lower myself? That's the only thing I've ever been. Just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl" -Edward Elric


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    Ze thing you desire most in zis world.


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    YOU VASTED ZE VODKA ON MOLOTOVS!? YOU SHALL PAY FOR ZIS!


  • SwimElder
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    Does it involve comrad h4x?


  • Banned
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    I c wut u did with this alt

    You starve your children on neglect
    Then feed their bellies with fear
    Concussion bat to the brain
    Witness to a battered mother.


  • Banned
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    well played.

    You starve your children on neglect
    Then feed their bellies with fear
    Concussion bat to the brain
    Witness to a battered mother.


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    I guess you should feel honored?

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


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    Zere is no hax. Only cryptic clues.


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    I have edited ze first post vith clearer instructions.


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