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Dear God
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    Why me? Wait don't answer that!


  • Thunder Goddess
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    This is God. I am either away from My desk or on another call. Please leave your name, number, and a brief message, and I will return your call in the order in which it was received. Have a blessed day.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • SwimElder Banned
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    mthor said:

    This is God. I am either away from My desk or on another call. Please leave your name, number, and a brief message, and I will return your call in the order in which it was received. Have a blessed day.

    HEY ASSHOLE
    DO SOMETHING FOR A F**KING CHANGE

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • Thunder Goddess
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    This is God. I am either away from My desk or on another call. Please leave your name, number, and a brief message, and I will return your call in the order in which it was received. Have a blessed day.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • SwimElder Banned
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    mthor said:

    This is God. I am either away from My desk or on another call. Please leave your name, number, and a brief message, and I will return your call in the order in which it was received. Have a blessed day.

    HEY ASSHOLE
    DO SOMETHING FOR A F**KING CHANGE

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


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    Now how would an atheist view this thread?


  • Thunder Goddess
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    This is God. Get in line.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Thunder Goddess
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    It's always God do this and God gimme that, never how You doing, God or hey, I'm running out for lunch can I get You something God? All I really want is a bacon cheeseburger and a little Medamned peace and quiet.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • AdultSwim.Com
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    for you

    he loves you

    :robotfrustrated:Necrotic techno-magic bullshit.:robotfrustrated:COWBOY_STILGAR sed so


  • AdultSwim.Com
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    in constant battle to prove the thing right in their face doesnt exist

    :robotfrustrated:Necrotic techno-magic bullshit.:robotfrustrated:COWBOY_STILGAR sed so


  • Swimuminati
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    God says yes.


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