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You win some kinda crazy $100 million jackpot while at work. What do you do next?
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    A) Take your shirt off, pound your chest, quit, and rub it in that one guy's face/ maybe even get in his grill (the one you really dislike).
    B) Quietly go to your boss and explain the situation and how it no longer makes sense for you to finish out the day. Thank the boss for everything. Say goodbye to everybody else.
    C) Do cartwheels in your work place and then start an obnoxious, but humorous roast of every individual at the job.
    D) Shrug and continue working. After work, claim your prize and go to sleep.


  • IB
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    oh i didn't read the question. WHILE AT WORK? probably go home and fap

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  • Thunder Goddess
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    E. Hire a hitman.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Swimuminati
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    Put in my two weeks cuz i'm not a jerkface.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Firefly24 said:

    Put in my two weeks cuz i'm not a jerkface.

    The strip club can always find someone to cover for ya.


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    D as in dog


  • Swimuminati
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    E) wake up, wipe the drool of my face, and go back to pretending to work


  • SwimElder
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    D) Tell no one about the prize. Act like I have a better job offer. Quit on good terms with no one knowing that I won. Then do whatever I want with no one being the wiser.


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    Ah I like that one.


  • Swimuminati
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    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Two weeks notice?! Hahahahaha. You just won more $ than there is in the entire town your job's located in.


  • SwimElder Banned
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    Take a shit on the boss's desk.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • 0

    Gross! You must really hate him.


  • IB
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    you're going to shit on your own desk?

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    some of us are good at suck - discolemonade


  • SwimElder Banned
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    Naraku4656 said:

    you're going to shit on your own desk?

    sure why not. I got 10 million dollars coming my way.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • Super Nerd of the Year
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    I'd give at least a month's notice so as to not completely screw over my entire team and all the clients on my caseload. You know, leave on a good note in case I ever need to go back to work.


  • IB
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    but with that 10 million you could probably buy an actual miku hologram

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    some of us are good at suck - discolemonade


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    $100 million*


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    Firefly24 said:

    Hah! Now I feel bad =P


  • SwimElder Banned
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    Naraku4656 said:

    but with that 10 million you could probably buy an actual miku hologram

    No I'd fly to Korea and buy a thai girl love slave. Fly her back to my mom's basement. Then make here ware the Miku Kurigumi and a kat girl maid outfit.

    Infact I feel inspired to walk to the store right now and get beer and lottery tickets.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • SwimElder Banned
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    Zenigundam said:

    $100 million*

    After I crap on the desk I'm gonna jack off on it.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


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