A thought about the NFL
Special teams should be played by mentally handicapped people, it would make games a lot more entertaining and less misleading.
"What do you mean lower myself? That's the only thing I've ever been. Just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl" -Edward Elric
And football shall be played with your feet as well to avoid any confusion.
and the cheerleaders should be naked because reasons
dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.