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Yay, this is the validation I needed to start my day
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  • Banned
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    I've been up most of the night, time to go cuss some people out and start some shit with strangers.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • SwimLegend
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    Bullshit. According to this I should be a super genius when we all know I'm an idiot

    Oh bother...


  • SwimParagon
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    Sorta messy, check. Staying up late... not so much anymore now that I realize sleeping longer helps me stay fresh and perky. Swearing? Who the f**k do you think I am, a goddamn sailor?! Intellect... yup, got that. Woot!

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Banned
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    Get out, you're ruining it.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • SwimLegend
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    NEVAH!!! No good feelings for you

    Oh bother...


  • Banned
    1

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • SwimLegend
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    CyberBully360 said:

    B-b-but I has coffee and TP for your bunghole

    Oh bother...


  • Helper
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    I want chicken!
    I want liver!
    Meow Mix
    Meow Mix
    Please Deliver.


  • 0

    i like when messy, foul-mouthed insomniacs write articles that validate their bad habits. i wrap myself up in those articles like little security blankets and pretend it's ok to be the flawed little t**t that i sometimes am. wifey disagrees, but as long as she keeps doing my f**king laundry while i surf twitter til 2am, we good.

    one more mile until we get to heaven!


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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Sorta messy, check. Staying up late... not so much anymore now that I realize sleeping longer helps me stay fresh and perky. Swearing? Who the f**k do you think I am, a goddamn sailor?! Intellect... yup, got that. Woot!

    Who the f**k say's you're an idiot?! I'll murder them with this hammer on my desk, wait, let me turn off my alarm clock first... where is my alarm clock? who the hell put it under this enchilada plate under this blanket?

    f**king assholes!

    POOP


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    what the f**k, I thought I replied to pooh.

    POOP


  • 0

    You're having a hard time this morning, I see.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Banned
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    need coffee.

    POOP


  • 2

    I am going the other way today, I think.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Banned
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    did that last night, probably why i'm in trouble today.

    POOP


  • 0

    I went to sleep at like 8....which is why I am primed....

    Eh, f**k it.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • 0

    doo eet. doo eet.

    i think i'm cracking a bottle of fancy beer tonight, just for shits and giggles. also because it's been in my fridge for a week, and it's high time that sucker got drained.

    one more mile until we get to heaven!


  • 0

    I forgot that I have a giant bottle of fireball in my freezer.... Fireball and freeze pops.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • 0

    FIREBALL!

    nothing makes you question your life choices more than when the fireball comes back up. best of luck to you, my man.

    one more mile until we get to heaven!


  • 0

    Very true. But 35% alcohol... sweet candy..

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • 0

    i try to avoid the hard liquor these days. last time i dabbled hard was about a year ago, and the smell of fireball and scentsy cover-up spray is still baked into the bathroom walls.

    one more mile until we get to heaven!


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