Here's what's changed about the world, my friends. No more old school, tell it like it is boys
Nowadays we've got the skinny-jean wearing hipsters who can never speak candidly in public. The modern day yes men who follow trends. Dilettanti I tell ya! I remember back when it used to be badass to slam a few beers and entertain the masses with a good ole roast. Bar fight? Bring it on, baby! I'll say anything this beer lets me say! Now it's "cool" to hit that Netflix and chill button while smoking weed. When's the last time you Barnes and Noble and chilled? Our forefathers would be rolling in their graves!