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Over pretentious beings are alot like silly string.
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  • ShoeHands
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    What is first, amusing and whimsical. Quickly spirals into a saturated mess; followed, of course, by the regretfully, colorful cleanup.


  • Thunder Goddess
    1

    That's why you only use silly string at other people's houses, and only deal with pretentious types someplace where there's more than one escape route.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • ShoeHands
    0

    There is no escape.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    but I like silly string...


  • ShoeHands
    0

    You probably are silly string.


  • Thunder Goddess
    1

    There's always an escape, even if it's seppuku with a decorative letter opener.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Hahahahahaha.
    Nice try. No one mails letters anymore.


  • Thunder Goddess
    0

    OK, with a cheese spreader, than.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • ShoeHands
    0

    A little more on the top, please.


  • Thunder Goddess
    0

    Help yourself, but you may want to wipe that off before you u

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Swimuminati
    0

    Skyyhigh666 said:

    You probably are silly string.

    who told you <.< '>.>


  • SwimParagon
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    I would prefer silly string to pretentious derps.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • ShoeHands
    0

    the first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Lucky guess.


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Sir! You are talking to a Pretentious Derp!!


  • Swimuminati
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    No, you're watching me...I know it....is the camera in the TV..breaks tv


  • ShoeHands
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    I wasn't in the TV..


  • Swimuminati
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    Skyyhigh666 said:

    I wasn't in the TV..

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