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I found out that a lot of my ladies here can change a tire.
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  • Banned
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    Now how many of you mamis can cook?

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • SwimVIP
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    ASMB babes.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    At least i can wash clothes


  • Banned
    0

    Daw.....I'm sure you make a mean cup-o-noodles

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • Swimuminati
    1

    crickets

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimParagon
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    I can follow a recipe very well. Now, do I have any recipes memorized? F**k no.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Banned
    3

    You have no idea how much, though I knew it was a long shot, I hoped you were going to say a police officer taught you how to cook.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • Banned
    0

    I can cook and change a tire. :|


  • Banned
    1

    Don't worry, soon gay men will be doing all of our cooking if these ladies don't get their shit together.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • SwimVIP
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    (Hands you the Zenigundam Recipe)

    1. Go on a date with Zeni
    2. Add 3 cups of kisses and cuddles
    3. Put emotions on medium heat for two hours
    4. Enjoy (This meal serves two)

    Just testing your recipe following skills.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • SwimParagon
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    CyberBully360 said:

    You have no idea how much, though I knew it was a long shot, I hoped you were going to say a police officer taught you how to cook.

    OHMIGOSH.

    I laughed out loud for a solid minute over that. I really shoulda said that though. Dangit.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimParagon
    1

    Yeaaaaaaaah I just can't find that first ingredient. Sorry dude.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimVIP
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    Haha maybe you'll find it later on. It's probably hidden behind something in one of the cabinets.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • Banned
    3

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • ShoeHands
    0

    I found out that this one dude here knows like nothing about the general female populous.


  • Banned
    0

    The less you know the less there is to fear

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • Banned
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    CyberBully360 said:

    Don't worry, soon gay men will be doing all of our cooking if these ladies don't get their shit together.

    Damn... that's f**kin hot man... I mean. You let me know when you want to try out havin a boy as your mate and I'll be there. ;P

    I thought you were married though. HAHA


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Cook, change tires, run an oscillating hand sander, change a light fixture, do laundry. Can't sew, but can open my own jars.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish

    Happy Banned Books Week! Take a gay penguin to lunch today!


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Keep knockin on the devils door and sooner or later somebody gonna answer


  • Banned
    0

    Wow, now that is a woman that is more manly than most men! :3


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Only because the damn cats won't learn how to refinish floors.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish

    Happy Banned Books Week! Take a gay penguin to lunch today!


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