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Medical biochemistry is so hard that i literally shit blood
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    http://imgur.com/a/eDU11

    So I just finished that.
    Im a stupid person who had to take a remedial class for Biochem to pass into the next year.

    It was so horrible that I got stress induced hemorrhoids.
    Pooped blood.
    It was actually pretty cool to be honest.
    I was able to actually follow the process of hemorrhoids in real time.
    Like I literally had tests on the stages of hemorrhoids in Ana.
    So it was actually pretty interesting.

    Anyway Im going back to the US on Sunday!
    Cali Here I come.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • SwimComrad
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    come here pandakun-senpai

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    I pooped blood.
    Thats kawaii af.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


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    How long did you spend over there?

    Wow screw that.


  • Special Snowflake
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    Indian remedial classes?

    Memento Mori


  • SwimComrad
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    I didn't store it in a jar at home
    so don't go looking

    It's not like I'm a yandere or anything

    baka

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    Ive been here in the 3rd world for like a year now?
    Not quite an entire year cuz my med licence is still valid.
    I got my pal to check.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


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    I heard The Philippines has ten foot tall mosquitoes and ---- like that.


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    bnmjv said:

    Indian remedial classes?

    Theres 3 programs in my school.
    Since its a well known place to get international accredited medical school with not that bad tuition, theres a Local class filled with Filipinos (The largest class), A class made entirely of students from india (the second largest), and then my class who is filled with people from anywhere else.
    Like half the class is from Thailand, got several african students, several other countries and a quarter are from the states like me.
    I could have been in the local class, but thank god I didnt.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


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    Nah...
    Just like 3 feet.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • Banned
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    :(

    I'm sorry, I know that feeling... I've been that stressed before.


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    Its the worst!
    I think I lost weight.
    Im a literal skeleton person

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • Special Snowflake
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    What's wrong with the local class? Is it in Tagalog?

    Memento Mori


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    bnmjv said:

    What's wrong with the local class? Is it in Tagalog?

    Nah.
    All classes are given in English.
    Like all science done in the Philippines is done in english.
    Its just that I hear all these dramatic stories in there.
    Shit gets savage and cutthroat.
    I could write a book about my class, so for me to say the Local class is savage, that means a lot.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • SwimVIP Banned
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    What the fuck 3rd-rate college is Our Lady Of Fatima University?

    Even that syllabus makes it look like you're studying out of some Mexican mission where Mother Theresa stopped having her period.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


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    The philippines is petty much the mexico of asia.
    Plus were super catholic.
    There is a famous shrine to OLF close by, its been there for a long time before the school.
    They just named after that.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • SwimVIP Banned
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    Whelp, that explains everything.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


  • Babbling
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    Did you examine the the stool sample?


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    What?
    Do you think I have the money or the effort to get into an American med school?
    I was too much of a lazy piece of shit in University.
    Plus the tuition being cheaper is a bonus too.
    Dont worry, while I intend to eventually pass the boards in the US, I dont plan to practice there although I could.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


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    ThorsPenor said:

    Did you examine the the stool sample?

    I actually did.
    Like when I pooped it out, I took a pic and spent time looking at it before I flushed.
    I wish I had a scope or something.
    I like to check the poo.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • Babbling
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    Me too! I check for worms because Nab.


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