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What the Olympics should really include
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    Street Fighter V
    Dota
    Chess
    Connect Four
    Pong

    That's how I'd run it. No sports.


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    Also Monopoly


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    BUMP


  • SwimVIP Banned
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    • Death Race
    • Martial Arts Tournament (all styles welcomed)
    • Gladiator Ring
    • Chariot Races
    • Actual sense of doom for all participants

    That's the good shit right there.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


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    I'd actually be down for all of that.

    No modern weapons either.


  • SwimVIP Banned
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    Well, the Death Race would include guns, rockets, and flamethrowers coming from participants' cars.

    Aside from that event; swords, axes, and fists will do.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


  • SwimParagon
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    Dude, if chess isn't an Olympic sport by now, none of that stuff has a chance.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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    Oh so it'd be like Twisted Metal then.


  • IB
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    They should bring back the naked men's wrestling


  • Thunder Goddess
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    with lots of oil.

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  • IB
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    mthor said:

    with lots of oil.

    Indeed


  • SwimParagon
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    Vamped said:

    They should bring back the naked men's wrestling

    Add naked women's wrestling and we've got a recipe for bigger ratings than the Super Bowl.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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    Zenigundam said:

    Oh so it'd be like Twisted Metal then.

    Or Mad Max, yes.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Vamped said:

    They should bring back the naked men's wrestling

    Add naked women's wrestling and we've got a recipe for bigger ratings than the Super Bowl.

    I'm hard.

    "Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal


  • Swimuminati
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    Vamped said:

    They should bring back the naked men's wrestling

    What you're looking for is Turkish Wrestling...trust me

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  • IB
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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Vamped said:

    They should bring back the naked men's wrestling

    Add naked women's wrestling and we've got a recipe for bigger ratings than the Super Bowl.

    I feel like this already a thing ... like a 24.99 special ..... only they have to be on teams.

    O.O


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    Mixboy said:

    Vamped said:

    They should bring back the naked men's wrestling

    What you're looking for is Turkish Wrestling...trust me

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    What is he doing to his ear?! That's distracting me from the action


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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Vamped said:

    They should bring back the naked men's wrestling

    Add naked women's wrestling and we've got a recipe for bigger ratings than the Super Bowl.

    I'm down.


  • Manowarrior
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    Vamped said:

    Mixboy said:

    Vamped said:

    They should bring back the naked men's wrestling

    What you're looking for is Turkish Wrestling...trust me

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    What is he doing to his ear?! That's distracting me from the action

    He's getting ready to pull a Mike Tyson.... in addition to feeling up his bare butt.

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  • Toonami
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    world leader hacky shack


  • Helper
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    Sandwich eating

    For too long the Olympics has discriminated against out of shape shlubs

    What the hell is that behind you


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