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My saddest xbox call
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  • SwimPunk Banned
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    A guy called with his friend sitting next to him. His friend had just gotten the xbox one upgrading from the xbox 360. His friend had one arm and plays one handed. Their problem was that he could play his new xbox one because he couldn't hold the controller. They wanted to know if there was anyway they could use the 360 controller on the xbox one.


  • SwimNinja
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    I'm not even sure how he played the 360 one handed. That must of took talent.

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  • Banned
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    None of this happened.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Helper
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    Would a sling work? It would hold the controller in place along with the arm that's using it.

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    This isn't sad.
    Sad would be if he couldn't polish his chub hammer with one hand and make a proper white Christmas give himself a little present.


  • SwimParagon
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    Oh for the love of... what's implausible about this?

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Helper
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    Did you tell him he could stream games from his Xbox One to a Windows 10 Device which would allow him to use the wired 360 controller? Otherwise he could have tried to use the "spider" controller holding technique.


  • Banned
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    You should get to know her, n00b.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    love

    I knew it!

    http://i.imgur.com/qq4U2Eo.jpg


  • Banned
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    That makes......No f**king sense at all.....I balled my face up like a church bake sale flyer.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • Special Snowflake
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    Did you get his number? When he becomes of age, you can say you fvcked a one armed white boy. I really hope you didn't pass this opportunity up.

    Memento Mori


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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Oh for the love of... what's implausible about this?

    It's almost literally the same controller.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


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    bnmjv said:

    Did you get his number? When he becomes of age, you can say you fvcked a one armed white boy. I really hope you didn't pass this opportunity up.

    Did she? Where do you think the other arm went?


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    CyberBully360 said:

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Oh for the love of... what's implausible about this?

    It's almost literally the same controller.

    The 360 controller is bigger i think. Ive only seen pics


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    Celldweller said:

    Did you tell him he could stream games from his Xbox One to a Windows 10 Device which would allow him to use the wired 360 controller? Otherwise he could have tried to use the "spider" controller holding technique.

    I found this device he could buy that makes it so you can use any controller on any system.


  • SwimParagon
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    CyberBully360 said:

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Oh for the love of... what's implausible about this?

    It's almost literally the same controller.

    And consumers are f**king idiots.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    CyberBully360 said:

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Oh for the love of... what's implausible about this?

    It's almost literally the same controller.

    And consumers are f**king idiots.

    Damn, he's already down an arm....Can he at least keep his self esteem.

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


  • SwimParagon
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    CyberBully360 said:

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    CyberBully360 said:

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Oh for the love of... what's implausible about this?

    It's almost literally the same controller.

    And consumers are f**king idiots.

    Damn, he's already down an arm....Can he at least keep his self esteem.

    nope. He gets cruel Perfy.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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    Did you tell him he should learn to play with his feet?


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