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  • SwimVIP
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    This girl on OKC wants to meet up, but she wasn't interested in meeting up with anybody not too long ago: now she wants a sugar daddy. I hardly feel like a sugar daddy since I'm only eight years older than she, nor do I have that much money to be dropping hundreds on a girl, but I've been pursuing her for a while.

    We'll see what happens. I'm screwed if we meet up and she points to some expensive jewelry though. I was hoping I could just ease this into a nice, casual, brunch date or sumtin, and take her mind off the whole "Sugar pops, spend $1,000 on me now!" (stamps feet like a brat) business.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • Thunder Goddess
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    What's so hard about it? If she's an acquisitive harpy, you smile and walk away.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish

    Happy Banned Books Week! Take a gay penguin to lunch today!


  • 0

    It's not gonna work out if she lives in Oklahoma.

    "What do you mean lower myself? That's the only thing I've ever been. Just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl" -Edward Elric


  • 0

    Sorry Zeni it's not gonna happen. You're gonna have to throw down some pretty expensive gifts before you see any action.


  • SwimVIP
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    She lives in the Delaware Valley, almost two hours away.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • Thunder Goddess
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    So you walk to the car, one of those not looking back, just a little wave sort of thing, and drive away.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish

    Happy Banned Books Week! Take a gay penguin to lunch today!


  • SwimVIP
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    Like I care about action lol. I just want to see if I can shift the focus a little bit.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • Swimuminati
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    tell her you're not that desperate yet...it'll be funny and true

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimParagon
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    Daosspawn said:

    Sorry Zeni it's not gonna happen. You're gonna have to throw down some pretty expensive gifts before you see any action.

    Uhhhh.... you don't need crazy money to buy a date. O_o There's plenty of cheap dates around, just have a dang personality.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimVIP
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    The whole "sugar daddy" idea seems a bit dumb. I'll buy her a shirt, but then it's time to just chill. Swiping a card at a bunch of stores twenty times isn't my idea of fun.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • SwimParagon
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    Zenigundam said:

    The whole "sugar daddy" idea seems a bit dumb. I'll buy her a shirt, but then it's time to just chill. Swiping a card at a bunch of stores twenty times isn't my idea of fun.

    And this is what first dates are for. Getting that compatibility thing straightened out.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Swimuminati
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    You need to set your sites on a better class of future ex-wife....like PFH ;D

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimVIP
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    That might not be a bad idea...

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • Swimuminati
    1

    I wouldn't steer you wrong, bruv

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimParagon
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    Mixboy said:

    You need to set your sites on a better class of future ex-wife....like PFH ;D

    Dibs on all Zeni's stuff!

    ...nah, too much hassle for too few things.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimPeanut
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    I bought two tickets to a movie at IMax on Thursday and took a lady who used to be phone operator where I work. Not exactly a date, we just like to make fun of movies. She bought for me a really huge jar of apple butter.
    .
    Don't go for the ones that always need something. Go for one that likes doing what you do.

    If you want to pick THAT type out of a crowd, just look for the festering scabs on their elbows.


  • Swimuminati
    1

    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    Mixboy said:

    You need to set your sites on a better class of future ex-wife....like PFH ;D

    Dibs on all Zeni's stuff!

    ...nah, too much hassle for too few things.

    My client is willing to discuss the appropriate future division of his property, but first...

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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