The rhyming thread
Make up sentences of rhyming words. Articles and verbs do not necessarily have to rhyme for obvious reasons.
Tommy told Mommy the salami was a commie.
Meg ate an egg then Peg ate Meg's leg
What the hell is that behind you
Oh sheeeeeeit! That was .
Walter and the alter will never falter when attacking their assaulter.
Betty was ready and bought Eddy confetti and a teddy.
Macadamia nuts cause academia futz.
It's a stretch, don't be a betch.
I'm bad at rhyming, and have poor timing.
I'm out of the race, out of place, feelin like it's outer space, I'm kinda scared but it's okay because I've got mace, I'll use it in your fat ass face, I'll guaruntee you won't land with grace, you'll be disgraced, ultimately shamed on stage, jerry springer would need 2 guards and a cage, to retain the most inhuman rage, it's a page from a book by the brook, I took 2 or 3 hits and life became a book, I shook in my shoes like I was Sandy Hook, call it a cranny granny but I'll just call it a nook, and make it a hiding place so I can hide and look, keep on movin there sucka you ain't tryin' to get hooked.
You don't know me, you know him who is just really good at pretending to be me. Also that's me too. But you didn't hear that from us.