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That stuff isn't mine man
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    So ... I took my cousin to a sex shop to buy her a vibrator ... like 2 years ago

    Today my mom handed me a vibrator and was like .... you left this at the house

    Only .... it's not mine ... so this is awkward


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    Did you use it?

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • IB
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    .... LOL XD

    "Anything longer than an emoticon is just hot air."
    ~DarksidexXx


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    Haha if she only knew you were telling the truth.


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    No ... I dont where that's been .... or who it's been in

    I keep mine in the boxes they come in once I clean them XD


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    Going to a sex shops = all sex toys are mine by default


  • SwimParagon
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    This is exactly where my mind went, and I'm pleased to see I wasn't let down. XD

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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    I took it .... because she gave it to me but it's in zip lock in my purse .... it's definitely not mine because it's got a testicle base


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    Is it weird that I think it's strange to take a cousin to a sex shop?


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    naraku360 said:

    Is it weird that I think it's strange to take a cousin to a sex shop?

    By weird do you mean sexy?


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    Good, you've passed the test.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • Swimuminati
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    the awkward "that's not my dildo" convo...we've all had it, amirite


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    naraku360 said:

    Is it weird that I think it's strange to take a cousin to a sex shop?

    It's my female cousin. Her parents passed away when she was younger so she lives with my devout catholic grantparents. She's so sheltered. She's like 23 and they have her on lock down so unless I take her out nobody else will. I felt it was my duty.


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    cowboy_stilgar said:

    Good, you've passed the test.

    The test to see if this was real life or the intro to a porn


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    Mixboy said:

    the awkward "that's not my dildo" convo...we've all had it, amirite

    It was then followed by a conversation about what ladies don't do
    ....
    Welp. Guess I'm a man guys.


  • Swimuminati
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    Vamped said:

    Mixboy said:

    the awkward "that's not my dildo" convo...we've all had it, amirite

    It was then followed by a conversation about what ladies don't do
    ....
    Welp. Guess I'm a man guys.

    welcome to the club...we'll send you your man card and raise your pay rate next week...


  • IB
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    Mixboy said:

    Vamped said:

    Mixboy said:

    the awkward "that's not my dildo" convo...we've all had it, amirite

    It was then followed by a conversation about what ladies don't do
    ....
    Welp. Guess I'm a man guys.

    welcome to the club...we'll send you your man card and raise your pay rate next week...


    Now I can spend it all on booze and bitches


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    Mixboy said:

    the awkward "that's not my dildo" convo...we've all had it, amirite

    Why do you have dildos, mixboy?


  • SwimParagon
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    Fugglyfe said:

    Mixboy said:

    the awkward "that's not my dildo" convo...we've all had it, amirite

    Why do you have dildos, mixboy?

    So the guy likes butt stuff. Don't judge.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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    Yeah sure, why not.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


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    Well, he could also like to use them on people.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


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