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    Puppy surprise.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • Swimuminati
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    is that dog owner code for puppy shit in your shoe?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    You having Korean BBQ tonight?

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • Swimuminati
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    actually, i think he might have red rocket.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Firefly24 said:

    actually, i think he might have red rocket.

    Meh, that's nothing to be all surprised about.

    They are sold in pretty much any hobby store.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • Swimuminati
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    you are clearly onto something i know nothing about

    which is also nothing to be all surprised about

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    time to head to arby's

    and get some fries.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


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    Firefly24 said:

    you are clearly onto something i know nothing about

    which is also nothing to be all surprised about

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • Swimuminati
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    that looks like a giant crayon

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    No, but it's dog owner code for holy fück, this small dog just gave birth to 7 puppies.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


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    oh my. how small is the pup?

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Swimuminati
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    i'm so f**king jealous

    i just want one dog... ONE f**kING DOG... its not too much to ask...
    instead i go to places where the dogs are, hoping they will let me hang out with them

    you should share pics after momma eats all the goo and they clean

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Firefly24 said:

    i'm so f**king jealous

    i just want one dog... ONE f**kING DOG... its not too much to ask...
    instead i go to places where the dogs are, hoping they will let me hang out with them

    you should share pics after momma eats all the goo and they clean

    Wait, why can't you have a puppy? They are plentiful.


  • Swimuminati
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    two reasons... i would need to move first and my ancient cat should die before i get a new animal >.>

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Ah, apartment doesn't allow animals?

    By the way I totally blame you for my ban. All your fault! =P


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    I want you to be my asexual bride.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


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    cowboy_stilgar said:

    I want you to be my asexual bride.

    Let's just skip all that and go straight to the asexual divorce proceeding where I still get half your crap.

    You can keep your hobby rocket though. I don't want that.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


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    She was a jack Russell terrier. They usually have 2 to 3 puppies.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • Swimuminati
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    i did nothing, were you pushing it? being naughty?

    and no, its my brother who is against one in the house because he has a lot of expensive leather, canvas, and denim for his craft. also he fears his fine art is in danger. i understand, just sucks.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    katt_goddess said:

    cowboy_stilgar said:

    I want you to be my asexual bride.

    Let's just skip all that and go straight to the asexual divorce proceeding where I still get half your crap.

    You can keep your hobby rocket though. I don't want that.

    You probably have to consummate or it will be annulled.


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    Firefly24 said:

    i did nothing, were you pushing it? being naughty?

    and no, its my brother who is against one in the house because he has a lot of expensive leather, canvas, and denim for his craft. also he fears his fine art is in danger. i understand, just sucks.

    All I can think of is my idea in that first date thread, which I felt was pretty tame actually!

    Ah, so who gets the final say, the bro?


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