Came up with a solution
My college water bottle is just barely too small to hold all of the contents, so I'm bringing a small lunchbox with a second one hidden inside of it. I realized that I need two because I drink that stuff like Tropicana orange juice when I'm on my 3am lunch.
And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
"What do you mean lower myself? That's the only thing I've ever been. Just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl" -Edward Elric