I miss being an alcoholic
except for the hangovers
and the near constant hypoglycemia
and the 25 lbs i lost when i quit drinking every night
no... seriously... i kind of miss it sometimes.
And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
As long as you don't miss the shakes and the bugs...
“None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
Happy Banned Books Week! Take a gay penguin to lunch today!
ah... the shakes... that never got old.