i miss the toilet
Seriously. My aim is f**king terrible.
It's like I have cerebral palsy in my dick.
i used to miss the toilet a lot, when i was an alcoholic.
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Is the stream going haywire or yer just pointing it wherever
What the hell is that behind you
I think it's mostly that I just don't care what I piss on.