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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
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  • SwimFan
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    never make a pretty woman your wife
    So from my personal point of view,
    get an ugly girl to marry you


  • The Room
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    someone had a "sour" party

    This sig is an awesome sig. :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love: - InsaneFox


  • Swimuminati
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    or just don't ever get married

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Thunder Goddess
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    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish

    Happy Banned Books Week! Take a gay penguin to lunch today!


  • SwimFan
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    OMG I CAN'T STOP SHIMMYING


  • SwimFan
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    or just o.d. on heroin.


  • 0

    Picture waking up next to Hillary for the rest of your life.

    Is that really a recipe for happiness?


  • Helper
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    Daosspawn said:

    Picture waking up next to Hillary for the rest of your life.

    Is that really a recipe for happiness?

    Yeah, I'll have to say no in this situation.


  • IB
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    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, buy a huge ass balloon stash.

    Then everyday will be a party.

    blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. :|


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