My daughter prefers sleeping in a Fort on the floor
This is a bitch when you gotta pee in the middle of the night
At this point you're best giving her up for adoption.
"Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal
Stop peeing on your daughter.
You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!
There could be some form of genetic memory at play there. You should consider putting her in the Animus from Assassin's Creed.