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Reasons to have a kid
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    Cuz you want cute baby
    You want a girl so you can buy them pretty dresses
    Someone to be there when you are too old to walk to the bathroom
    Someone to clean your house ahem I mean do chores
    Someone to wash your car
    When they get older they can get a job and pay your bills
    You can send them off to fetch things like your purse or phone

    What other reasons can you think of?


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    You were banned. It fills you with determination


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    CyberBully360 said:

    Hey now that hasn't happened in months.


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    When they're old enough, you can teach them how to cook and have dinner ready by the time you are home.


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    No, that's you

    You were banned. It fills you with determination


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    So they can tell you to f**k off because they're independent, they are smarter than you and they wish you were dead.

    It's called teenagers.

    POOP


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    So you can try and entrap a guy in a relationship he doesn't want.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


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    i can't think of any, sorry

    “It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak.”

    ― Neil Gaiman


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    Fugglantis said:

    Cuz you want cute baby

    Already lost me. Babies are never cute. Parents saying their babies are cute and the people that agree are a bunch of f**king liars.

    Babies all look like weird animatronic dolls. With grosser smells.


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    I can't think of any.
    I wouldn't want a kid. Babysitting is enough.

    Usopp Fanatic since 2003.


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    naraku360 said:

    Fugglantis said:

    Cuz you want cute baby

    Already lost me. Babies are never cute. Parents saying their babies are cute and the people that agree are a bunch of f**king liars.

    Babies all look like weird animatronic dolls. With grosser smells.

    You should have seen my baby. She stopped traffic. So many people commented on her cuteness one cashier says...you're so cute... and she at only 6 months says in this unimpressed voice "I know." Shocked the shit out of me. I almost dropped her.

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


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    Buddyroe3 said:

    one cashier says...you're so cute... and she at only 6 months says in this unimpressed voice "I know."

    Little girl Han Solo, right there.

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    Buddyroe3 said:

    naraku360 said:

    Fugglantis said:

    Cuz you want cute baby

    Already lost me. Babies are never cute. Parents saying their babies are cute and the people that agree are a bunch of f**king liars.

    Babies all look like weird animatronic dolls. With grosser smells.

    You should have seen my baby. She stopped traffic. So many people commented on her cuteness one cashier says...you're so cute... and she at only 6 months says in this unimpressed voice "I know." Shocked the shit out of me. I almost dropped her.

    Of course she is going to stop traffic, what kind of f**ked up asshole sees a kid on the street and just runs over it?
    wtf were you at, letting your kid out in traffic, wtf is wrong with you?

    POOP


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    FieryDoom said:

    Buddyroe3 said:

    naraku360 said:

    Fugglantis said:

    Cuz you want cute baby

    Already lost me. Babies are never cute. Parents saying their babies are cute and the people that agree are a bunch of f**king liars.

    Babies all look like weird animatronic dolls. With grosser smells.

    You should have seen my baby. She stopped traffic. So many people commented on her cuteness one cashier says...you're so cute... and she at only 6 months says in this unimpressed voice "I know." Shocked the shit out of me. I almost dropped her.

    Of course she is going to stop traffic, what kind of f**ked up asshole sees a kid on the street and just runs over it?
    wtf were you at, letting your kid out in traffic, wtf is wrong with you?

    Lol you're kinda funny.

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


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    Kids are only 5 points. That's the same as cats.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


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    cowboy_stilgar said:

    Kids are only 5 points. That's the same as cats.

    Kids are 30 to life for vehicular manslaughter.

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


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    And yet they are only worth 5 points.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


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    yeah, the damage they do to your car ain't worth the 5 points.

    POOP


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