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Reasons to have a kid
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  • IB
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    ..........


  • SwimVIP
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    It's supposed to be fun I believe. Not sure.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • SwimIcon
    1

    oddly, i've considered all of those and still don't want one.


  • Banned
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    Im just waiting till mine is old enough to go clubbing with me.


  • 0

    Your bloodline will live on.


  • Special Snowflake
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    Greeny said:

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    Memento Mori


  • IB
    0

    The joy of motherhood

    After all those f**king contractions

    And the feeling of being kicked and punched and stretched from the inside

    Plus people love babies and are pretty nice to pregnant women .... but then they wanna touch you


  • Swimuminati
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    bnmjv said:

    Greeny said:

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    i concur

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Banned
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    Vamped said:

    The joy of motherhood

    After all those f**king contractions

    And the feeling of being kicked and punched and stretched from the inside

    Plus people love babies and are pretty nice to pregnant women .... but then they wanna touch you

    I was this close to punching my bro in law when he was trying to manhandle my wife's pregnant belly, I was like, bitch, i don't go around grabbing my sister in law's ass, what the hell?!

    POOP


  • IB
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    FieryDoom said:

    Vamped said:

    The joy of motherhood

    After all those f**king contractions

    And the feeling of being kicked and punched and stretched from the inside

    Plus people love babies and are pretty nice to pregnant women .... but then they wanna touch you

    I was this close to punching my bro in law when he was trying to manhandle my wife's pregnant belly, I was like, bitch, i don't go around grabbing my sister in law's ass, what the hell?!

    Old ladies are the worst. Minding your own business looking for ice pops and this old lady just feels up my belly and then offers me advice .... like wtf I don't even know you


  • 0

    Historically, for free labor.


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