4

Pokémon go puts rattatas all over my neighborhood but I go down the street to the nice hood
1249   45

  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
    0

    And get Pikachu

    Racist.


  • SwimPunk Banned
    2

    No, accurate.

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


  • IB
    5

    they're hoodrattatats


  • 1

    Getting tired of them hoodrats?


  • Other Anime Banned
    0

    sounds about right


  • Banned
    1

    I'm surprised your hood isn't full of Weezings to boot.


  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
    0

    Omg..a huge raticate in my living room...I'm calling the aclu


  • Banned
    0

    Racist allocation of Pokemon is something I've never thought of surprisingly enough until your thread, but now I can't stop laughing at the possibilities.


  • Helper
    3

    Wait. Didn't you say you got out at the gas station and there was a mouse just chilling out at the pump with no fears?

    Pokémon Go isn't lying about anything, it just made your reality portable.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • IB
    0

    Apparently a wild Jigglypuff keeps appearing in or near my house.

    Which is awesome.

    blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. :|


  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
    0

    Just to show im not making this up. I just caught this:


  • Banned
    2

    E_NAYD said:

    I'm surprised your hood isn't full of Weezings to boot.

    Well there's definitely at least 1 Jynx

    It was me.....It was always me.


  • Banned
    0

    I'm sure the rats in your neighborhood have just as many complaints about only being able to find this one.


  • Toonami
    0

    Buddyroe360 said:

    E_NAYD said:

    I'm surprised your hood isn't full of Weezings to boot.

    Well there's definitely at least 1 Jynx

    I wonder if there's any Jynx's at Strip-clubs...considering Jynx has boobs and all her attacks involve Kissing


  • Helper
    0

    Go to the border between the 'good' neighborhood and the rattatas rumble grounds, drop a lure and run. Maybe you'll lure a butt-ton of rattatas to the good area and skew whatever algorithm they are using to seed areas.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • Banned
    1

    Buddyroe360 said:

    E_NAYD said:

    I'm surprised your hood isn't full of Weezings to boot.

    Well there's definitely at least 1 Jynx

    God dammit you beat me to it. There needs to be more plausibly racist Pokemon.


  • SwimLegend
    0

    Lol rattatas are everywhere.

    Oh bother...


  • Toonami
    2

    E_NAYD said:

    Buddyroe360 said:

    E_NAYD said:

    I'm surprised your hood isn't full of Weezings to boot.

    Well there's definitely at least 1 Jynx

    God dammit you beat me to it. There needs to be more plausibly racist Pokemon.

    well the pokemon Kyurem has airplane wings and it's (original) height was 9'11"

    it's revised height was 9'10"


  • Babbling
    0

    I thought the same thing but I figure pidgys and hoodrattatas would be the most common.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    still haven't bothered to play...don't think I will

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
    1

    1pooh4u said:

    Lol rattatas are everywhere.

    Did you see the raticate, too? Wtf man lol


Log in to reply