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I'm horny.... and my interview is in 18 hours.... wut do? >__>
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    :|


  • IB
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    fap on your application

    This sig is an awesome sig. :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love: - InsaneFox
    some of us are good at suck - discolemonade


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    I don't think that'll go over well, unless I'm applying for porn.


  • Swimuminati
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    I don't see what one has to do with the other unless you are interviewing for a specific line of work


  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
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    Grindr. Just try it once. I promise you wont get kilt.


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    I DUNNO MAN, I'M JUST FRUSTRATED AND NERVOUS OK?


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    I will get HIV though...


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    Naraku4656 said:

    fap on your application

    Dubbing this fapplication or fappy app

    What the hell is that behind you


  • Swimuminati
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    The logical thing to do would be to fap yourself into a temporary coma.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Firefly24 said:

    The logical thing to do would be to fap yourself into a temporary coma.

    My orgasms are pretty intense usually... this is a distinct possibility I suppose. Would probably take more than 2 rounds though.


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    SandStoneReborn said:

    I will get HIV though...

    No you wont. Hiv is like an 80s thing. No one really has it anymore and use a condom even for oral.


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    That sounds f**king sketchy though.


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    Fuggstice said:

    SandStoneReborn said:

    I will get HIV though...

    No you wont. Hiv is like an 80s thing. No one really has it anymore and use a condom even for oral.

    the f**k are you talking about. millions of people have it

    This sig is an awesome sig. :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love: - InsaneFox
    some of us are good at suck - discolemonade


  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
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    SandStoneReborn said:

    That sounds f**king sketchy though.

    Get them young then. Less access to disease. Like 19, 20 and up.


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    DO A BARREL ROLL.

    blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. :|


  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
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    Naraku4656 said:

    Fuggstice said:

    SandStoneReborn said:

    I will get HIV though...

    No you wont. Hiv is like an 80s thing. No one really has it anymore and use a condom even for oral.

    the f**k are you talking about. millions of people have it

    Psh thats nothing when there are 6 billion people on the planet.


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    Craigslist any local parties

    Muscle, muscle! Hustle, hustle!


  • Swimuminati
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    Are you trying to save your sexual energy for the interviewer?


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    Yeah, I'm trying to decide if it's better to be energized and not release..... (which I do sometimes for sports and stuff), or to mega release and be completely chill. >__>


  • SwimNinja
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    Have sex with your interviewer.

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


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