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Writing my statement of purpose right now
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    Flowery BS meter just exploded.


  • Banned
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    I'd like to see you put together a project charter.

    Something small, like making a sandwich.

    I want a complete SIPOC submission by morning.

    Tomorrow we will look at the scope of the project and I can help you at that point.

    Identify your stakeholders and SMEs first tho.... don't f**k up.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    I'll get right on it!

    (Passes out on the desk)


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    What the hell kind of overnight job you have?

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


  • SwimParagon
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    I had to look up SIPOC, but that's easy stuff.

    Oh wait we're talking about Zeni here.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    Sawdamizer said:

    I'd like to see you put together a project charter.

    Something small, like making a sandwich.

    I want a complete SIPOC submission by morning.

    Tomorrow we will look at the scope of the project and I can help you at that point.

    Identify your stakeholders and SMEs first tho.... don't f**k up.

    Oh yeah talk business!

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


  • Babbling
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    Your purpose is to be a mooch. 2000 word essay on how you can swindle free room and board from your parents.


  • Thunder Goddess
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    You have a purpose? 0_o

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • SwimParagon
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    Yes, and once he's done writing his statement we'll know exactly what it is!

    Have some patience, Lady Thunder. :P

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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