What really happened to Osama?
And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
His beard got stuck in a woodchipper
"What do you mean lower myself? That's the only thing I've ever been. Just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl" -Edward Elric
The government told the truth and now he's celebrating with a harem of otaku virgins. Kawaii.