A train leaves Denver at 9:30 pm on a collision course with a train leaving Chicago at 2:30 am
Watch the tragedy unfold on TV and laugh.
"Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal
Who's the irresponsible jerk running these trains?!
"I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv
Could be the guy who posted above you. <.<
Jump out one of the train windows and roll down a grassy declivity.
Sounds like the safest option.
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