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Smart vibrators are not safe from hackers
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  • Special Snowflake
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    The vibrator that you can control with a smart phone from anywhere, can apparently be taken over by hackers, also from anywhere.

    Annnnnd the company that makes them collects data that let's them know how often you use it by constantly collecting data about what the temp is & each time the vibration intensity chances.

    https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/aug/10/vibrator-phone-app-we-vibe-4-plus-bluetooth-hack


  • Banned
    6

    Yeah.... you like that baby? BABIES!!! ALL THE ORGASMS!!!

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • SwimLegend
    0

    What a stupid thing to put a computer in.

    Oh bother...


  • Banned
    1

    I'm sending one to you right now, Pooh!

    POOP


  • SwimFan Banned
    0

    cam shows watch out !?! ........
    i'm looking at you cutie redhead !?! ........

    the only thing better than better is better unless its its the flipside of all that is better ...

    subject too change ...


  • SwimLegend
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    I'll have it ready at 1, 1:30, 3, 4:30 and 10 so you can control the thing from the app I'm sure won't be embarrassing to have on your phone at all

    Oh bother...


  • SwimFan Banned
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    also thats just odd . the whole control of numbers and what not .
    time to get even bad head ( any type ) seeds ( uuuuuuuuggghhhggghhhgghh ) situated via vag?nas and dipshit dill wads -

    the only thing better than better is better unless its its the flipside of all that is better ...

    subject too change ...


  • Banned
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    1pooh4u said:


    I'll have it ready at 1, 1:30, 3, 4:30 and 10 so you can control the thing from the app I'm sure won't be embarrassing to have on your phone at all

    My wife's gonna be like, wtf are you doing?!
    me: it's a new Pokemon game! gotta stimulate them all!

    POOP


  • Special Snowflake
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    For some reason people think you need to give your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend control of your vibrator while they're not at home.


  • SwimLegend
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    FieryDoom said:

    1pooh4u said:


    I'll have it ready at 1, 1:30, 3, 4:30 and 10 so you can control the thing from the app I'm sure won't be embarrassing to have on your phone at all

    My wife's gonna be like, wtf are you doing?!
    me: it's a new Pokemon game! gotta stimulate them all!

    Your wife is gonna laugh and then kick your ass.

    Oh bother...


  • Banned
    0

    I think that's the best time to do it.

    Hey honey, I'm going to work, tell me when you're ready to stick this in your cooch so I can play with you while at work.

    POOP


  • SwimLegend
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    greedy_respawned said:

    For some reason people think you need to give your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend control of your vibrator while they're not at home.

    They wanna be like Mickey Rourke in that movie 9 1/2 weeks

    Oh bother...


  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
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    Cam shows have something kind of different. It responds to sound and vibrates at the sound of tips.


  • Banned
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    Fuggstice said:

    Cam shows have something kind of different. It responds to sound and vibrates at the sound of tips.

    alt text

    wait, i don't want to know.

    POOP


  • Special Snowflake
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    I swear to god I never understand more than a 3rd of what you say.


  • Banned
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    greedy_respawned said:

    I swear to god I never understand more than a 3rd of what you say.

    i think it's a bot...

    POOP


  • Special Snowflake
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    1pooh4u said:

    greedy_respawned said:

    For some reason people think you need to give your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend control of your vibrator while they're not at home.

    They wanna be like Mickey Rourke in that movie 9 1/2 weeks

    I.......never watched that movie. >.>


  • Special Snowflake
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    FieryDoom said:

    greedy_respawned said:

    I swear to god I never understand more than a 3rd of what you say.

    i think it's a bot...

    Awesome.

    My threads are attractive enough to get bots to post in them.


  • Swimuminati
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    why though, would a hacker want to hack one unless they knew the user?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Special Snowflake
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    Why do hackers do 90% of the shit that they brag about being able to do.

    Just cuz they can.


  • Swimuminati
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    meh, i guess... but i also don't see the harm in them doing so with this particular item

    seems like a potentially fun toy to me and idc if people track my masturbation habits

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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