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Your favorite lie
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  • SwimDandy Banned
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    Got a favorite lie? A statement that you hear and automatically "ahh, youre so full of shit, but ill roll with it"?

    "Hes a friend" is one i hear a lot.

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  • Swimuminati
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    i think the "just a" part is silly. i just say "my friend [insert name]" cuz i mean, they're humans and friends. no need for the emphasis.

    my favorite lie is during the holidays.

    customer "i feel bad for you"

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimDandy Banned
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    People say that? Thats kinda rude.

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  • Banned
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    Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. 9/11.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Swimuminati
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    yep, i feel bad for you, i feel sorry for you... things like that

    on black friday i hear many variations of, "wow, i didn't know it would be this busy, this is crazy"

    me: " you're a c**t"

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimDandy Banned
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    Lol for real.

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  • SwimDandy Banned
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    I enjoy the whole ISIS lie.

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  • SwimFan Banned
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    i enjoy being on or at most any social scene although there isnt much of anything that changes inbetween me or the scene . apart from the sewer system provided by state and government officials that continue to sidetrack funds for damned favours for directing monies into companies or ventures be it whatever mother f@cking party affiliation -

    the only thing better than better is better unless its its the flipside of all that is better ...

    subject too change ...


  • SwimFan Banned
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    that and that most sex is fun , especially after the fact .

    the only thing better than better is better unless its its the flipside of all that is better ...

    subject too change ...


  • SwimDandy Banned
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    ....wut

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  • Babbling Banned
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    Sawdamizer said:

    Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. 9/11.

    That wasn't molten steel we saw coming out of the buildings before they collapsed. That was molten aluminum from the planes themselves.

    What's a giant eye going to do, pick you up and wink you to death?


  • Banned
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    Says you.

    I was there.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Babbling Banned
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    Sawdamizer said:

    Says you.

    I was there.

    I don't doubt that, man. I'm just going off a documentary featuring two metallurgists who were trying to get to the bottom of it. Turns out that when super-heated aluminum comes in contact with water, it can become combustible. That would explain the explosions people heard before the buildings came down.

    That was a terrible day.

    What's a giant eye going to do, pick you up and wink you to death?


  • Banned
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    I was kidding... about all of it.

    Terrible lies.... jesus.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Babbling Banned
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    Sawdamizer said:

    I was kidding... about all of it.

    Terrible lies.... jesus.

    Hey! HEY!

    I just woke up, damn it! Let me get my bearings first before you go all "hey, let's f**k with zombieberkman today"!

    What's a giant eye going to do, pick you up and wink you to death?


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