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How do you masturbate?
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  • IB
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    Someone show me.


  • Swimuminati
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    bend over

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • IB
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    I'm not falling for that again.


  • Swimuminati
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    Good, you have learned your first lesson...Second lesson, wax on/wax off

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimIcon
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    with panache...


  • SwimComrad Banned
    1

    I don't masturbate.
    I got coke.
    Bitches love coke.
    Sprinkle a little crack on a bitch, and she do whatcha want.


  • Helper
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    Touch yourself at night

    What the hell is that behind you


  • SwimElder
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    With a Leek up the butt

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • Swimuminati
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    it's really quite simple, no need for demonstration.

    you just feel around your nether bits with your hand until it feels good. keep doing that. maybe you incorporate a second hand. who knows? its different for everyone but you'll get it eventually if you start there.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Lord Of the Munge Façade
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    I use an elaborate systems of weights and pulleys.

    Heh.

    pulleys

    So Luuv hooked me up with a custom rank.

    Which means I only have two more prizes to claim, plus an image sig.

    So that's where we stand.


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    Firefly24 said:

    it's really quite simple, no need for demonstration.

    you just feel around your nether bits with your hand until it feels good. keep doing that. maybe you incorporate a second hand. who knows? its different for everyone but you'll get it eventually if you start there.

    Disagree, strong need for demonstration. Please show the class.


  • IB
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    Firefly24 said:

    it's really quite simple, no need for demonstration.

    you just feel around your nether bits with your hand until it feels good. keep doing that. maybe you incorporate a second hand. who knows? its different for everyone but you'll get it eventually if you start there.

    I hurt myself. I'm never listening to you again.


  • IB
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    covered_in_sponges said:

    I use an elaborate systems of weights and pulleys.

    Heh.

    pulleys

    That seems like too much trouble.


  • SwimElder
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    Daosspawn said:

    Firefly24 said:

    it's really quite simple, no need for demonstration.

    you just feel around your nether bits with your hand until it feels good. keep doing that. maybe you incorporate a second hand. who knows? its different for everyone but you'll get it eventually if you start there.

    Disagree, strong need for demonstration. Please show the class.

    can we add this to the demo?

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • 0

    If firefly is willing I don't see why not.


  • Swimuminati
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    Daosspawn said:

    Firefly24 said:

    it's really quite simple, no need for demonstration.

    you just feel around your nether bits with your hand until it feels good. keep doing that. maybe you incorporate a second hand. who knows? its different for everyone but you'll get it eventually if you start there.

    Disagree, strong need for demonstration. Please show the class.

    i could have swore you had a p***s though....

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
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    Greeny said:

    Firefly24 said:

    it's really quite simple, no need for demonstration.

    you just feel around your nether bits with your hand until it feels good. keep doing that. maybe you incorporate a second hand. who knows? its different for everyone but you'll get it eventually if you start there.

    I hurt myself. I'm never listening to you again.

    you'll forget... they always forget

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Firefly24 said:

    Daosspawn said:

    Firefly24 said:

    it's really quite simple, no need for demonstration.

    you just feel around your nether bits with your hand until it feels good. keep doing that. maybe you incorporate a second hand. who knows? its different for everyone but you'll get it eventually if you start there.

    Disagree, strong need for demonstration. Please show the class.

    i could have swore you had a p***s though....

    I do.... oh so it's different for Males and Females? See this is why I need the demonstration.


  • Swimuminati
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    BattleAngel_Phillies said:

    Daosspawn said:

    Firefly24 said:

    it's really quite simple, no need for demonstration.

    you just feel around your nether bits with your hand until it feels good. keep doing that. maybe you incorporate a second hand. who knows? its different for everyone but you'll get it eventually if you start there.

    Disagree, strong need for demonstration. Please show the class.

    can we add this to the demo?

    Quit giving away all my secrets phillies!

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • IB
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    Forget what?


  • Swimuminati
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    Daosspawn said:

    Firefly24 said:

    Daosspawn said:

    Firefly24 said:

    it's really quite simple, no need for demonstration.

    you just feel around your nether bits with your hand until it feels good. keep doing that. maybe you incorporate a second hand. who knows? its different for everyone but you'll get it eventually if you start there.

    Disagree, strong need for demonstration. Please show the class.

    i could have swore you had a p***s though....

    I do.... oh so it's different for Males and Females? See this is why I need the demonstration.

    indeed, so i vote phillies shows the class, since most of it is male anyways.... you'll learn better technique that way. and possibly more about vegetables as well.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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