I can't tell if this suicide article is real or not
I'm like 99% sure Above Average is satire. I know 100% that it's a comedy site, they call themselves comedies overachiever.
Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.