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waifu stil hasn't come home yet :(
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  • SwimElder Banned
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    I even cooked her favorite breakfast... scrambled eggs and leeks. :(

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • Banned
    2

    ssshhhhh, she's still enjoying the gang banging.

    POOP


  • SwimElder Banned
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    shut up

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • Banned
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    POOP


  • SwimElder Banned
    0

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • Special Snowflake
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    She's having sex with the plants again.

    Memento Mori


  • IB
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    She discovered the wonderful world of balloon love and has sworn off humans.

    FOREVER

    O
    I
    O

    blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. :|


  • Swimuminati
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    now i'm not sayin i know for sure where the body is hidden, but i'm also not sayin that i don't have a good idea for where it might be hidden.... >.>

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimElder Banned
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    bnmjv said:

    She's having sex with the plants again.

    This is becoming quite the problem.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • SwimElder Banned
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    TrigunBebop said:

    She discovered the wonderful world of balloon love and has sworn off humans.

    FOREVER

    O
    I
    O

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • SwimElder Banned
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    Waifu knows Kung Fu. She is very hard to kill.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • 1

    You didn't cook me breakfast dad, I've been eating pocket lint.


  • SwimElder Banned
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    Thats mommy's job. Now go play in the street.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • 0

    Where is mommy?


  • SwimElder Banned
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    Out with one of her sugar daddys.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
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    You have all you need. Stop waiting for her all the time.


  • 1

    You need to get a job daddy so mom will move in.

    I don't like my other green haired mommy, she's mean!


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    Fuggstice said:

    You have all you need. Stop waiting for her all the time.

    Mommy!


  • SwimElder Banned
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    Phil_N_Fuggs_Baby said:

    You need to get a job daddy so mom will move in.

    I don't like my other green haired mommy, she's mean!

    Its mommy job to work and pay all the bills. Thats how these relationships work. Son have I taught you nothing??

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
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    BattleAngel_Phillies said:

    Phil_N_Fuggs_Baby said:

    You need to get a job daddy so mom will move in.

    I don't like my other green haired mommy, she's mean!

    Its mommy job to work and pay all the bills. Thats how these relationships work. Son have I taught you nothing??

    You gonna have to get a job. I can't afford all the liquor and gigantic leeks you bring home. And I really really need your ssn.


  • IB
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    BattleAngel_Phillies said:

    TrigunBebop said:

    She discovered the wonderful world of balloon love and has sworn off humans.

    FOREVER

    O
    I
    O

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    She realized the truth: If it ain't inflatable, it ain't datable.

    blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. :|


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