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I have a house
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  • SwimFan
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    and a car to myself.
    Now if only I had someone to have sex with....


  • SwimNinja
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    alttext

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


  • Banned
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    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • SwimFan
    0

    I demand satisfaction.
    Had I known this about myself ahead of time, I would have at least gotten a few f**k buddies under my belt.


  • Swimuminati
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    House, car, 2.5 kids sex buddy....the american dream


  • IB
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    hey bebeh

    This sig is an awesome sig. :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love: - InsaneFox
    some of us are good at suck - discolemonade


  • Manowarrior
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    Mixboy said:

    House, car, 2.5 kids sex buddy....the american dream

    I want half a kid someday... the bottom half.... won't even have to feed him... And he could still walk!

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • Banned
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    Congrats?

    Nico Nico Douga Baby


  • Swimuminati
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    Doom_Metal_Alchemist said:

    Mixboy said:

    House, car, 2.5 kids sex buddy....the american dream

    I want half a kid someday... the bottom half.... won't even have to feed him... And he could still walk!

    o.O'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_JYSPZznSA


  • Banned
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    go find mochi, you 2 would make a good couple.

    CV01


  • Manowarrior
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    Mixboy said:

    Doom_Metal_Alchemist said:

    Mixboy said:

    House, car, 2.5 kids sex buddy....the american dream

    I want half a kid someday... the bottom half.... won't even have to feed him... And he could still walk!

    o.O'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_JYSPZznSA

    I just think it's weird how they divide kids into fractions when they say the nuclear family is "2.5 kids."

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • Special Snowflake
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    Put an ad on craigslist for anonymous open door gangbang fvcking. Have fun.

    Memento Mori


  • Swimuminati
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    Doom_Metal_Alchemist said:

    Mixboy said:

    Doom_Metal_Alchemist said:

    Mixboy said:

    House, car, 2.5 kids sex buddy....the american dream

    I want half a kid someday... the bottom half.... won't even have to feed him... And he could still walk!

    o.O'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_JYSPZznSA

    I just think it's weird how they divide kids into fractions when they say the nuclear family is "2.5 kids."

    I forgot the reasoning behind that...but I remember it making sense...too lazy to google...


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