Monica Puig's about to win a rare gold medal for Puerto Rico
She's playing Kerber. Women's tennis.
Yeah, I heard about that. Good for her no matter what the outcome...although if she wins I kinda wanna put it as another gold for the US...or another silver if she loses.
The day I graced your village, it was the most important day of your life...but for me, it was Tuesday.
Figured she'd at least take a set. Not sure why Puerto Rico has its own Olympic team, but then again so does Hong Kong.
So did she get the Gold or did you hex her with the zeni curse of faildom?