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You Get Any Superpower You Want With One Condition Set By The Next User
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    Basically pick a superpower and the next user will try and ruin it for you.

    I pick the power of flight.


  • SwimParagon
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    The FAA classifies you as an aircraft and you have to file a flight plan every time you leave the ground.

    I gain the power to read minds at will.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • 0

    but the only minds you can read are at an insane asylum in 1825 england.

    my power is to walk hot lava, bare foot.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Helper
    1

    Walking on anything but hot lava sets your feet on fire.

    I'll take the power to shapeshift.


  • Banned
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    shapeshifting! Only into all 150 pokemon, ditto to anything else!

    I have... LEEK CANNON


  • 0

    Your cannon is a giant leek that only shoots tiny cannons.

    I now want the power of regeneration.


  • SwimParagon
    1

    You can only regenerate your left arm.

    I want the power to travel to that insane asylum in 1825 England so I can at least use my mind-reading powers.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Banned
    0

    That insane asylum is actually in 2025, so you can only go back to the future!

    I want the power to kill Justin Bieber!


  • Helper
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    Justin Bieber respawns every day and you have to kill him at the same time you did on the first day or you die instead.

    I want the power of mind control.


  • Banned
    0

    Problem with that is no one has any brains to begin with!

    I will take the power of b00b cannon!


  • SwimParagon
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    You can't un-cannon them and there isn't a bra in the universe that can possibly contain them now.

    I want the power to terraform.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • 0

    You can exclusively terraform toilets full of strangers' dookie.

    I want the power to stop time.


  • Swimuminati
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    Once you've stopped it, you can never start it again...

    I want to be immortal

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimParagon
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    That... doesn't need to be corrupted. Have fun watching everyone you know and love die.

    I want perfect diplomacy skills.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
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    You only have this skill with animals.

    I want to be able to fly.


  • SwimSuperFan
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    Fuggstice said:

    You only have this skill with animals.

    I want to be able to fly.

    You can fly but only when you're nude.

    I want to speak to animals

    Bush did 9/11


  • IB
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    Not necessarily invisibility so much as the ability to walk anywhere totally undetected.

    "Anything longer than an emoticon is just hot air."
    ~DarksidexXx


  • Swimuminati
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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    That... doesn't need to be corrupted. Have fun watching everyone you know and love die.

    I want perfect diplomacy skills.

    pfft...ok >.>

    Immortality here I come

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Swimuminati
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    You can speak to animals, but can't understand what they say back...

    I want Silver Surfer like ability to travel the universe and deal with all changes in atmosphere or lack there of...

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Helper
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    You hear every animal talking at once.

    Give me the power to wield magic.


  • SwimParagon
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    Mixboy: you can only use that power to travel away from Earth. No backtracking.

    Celldweller: you are no longer able to use technology, as your magical attributes short-circuit any electronics you come near.

    EDIT: I want the power to never forget what I'm supposed to be doing.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


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