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Remember in HS when a girl was single and you asked her out
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  • SwimVIP
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    and she would give you the cold shoulder and avoid you in the hallways? Then a few weeks later, when she found a boyfriend, she'd suddenly be friendly. So fake lol. That one cheerleader girl did that, and I blew her off when she tried that on me!

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • Swimuminati
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    you know we might seriously be taking you for granted...we could actually be seeing the development of a serial killer...when they interview PFH after your killing spree, she'll meekly say, "he seemed like a nice guy...never saw this coming..."

    @PerfectFlowingHair

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimVIP
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    Haha nah. I'm a peaceful guy.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • Swimuminati
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    they all seem like peaceful guys until you realize they've literally eaten people...with a side of fava beans

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • [adult swim] Singles
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    ive been successful about 90% of my life in that kind of thing

    Everyone's favorite Viperslayer.


  • Swimuminati
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    I hope you're his first victim

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • [adult swim] Singles
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    wat

    Everyone's favorite Viperslayer.


  • Swimuminati
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    I burst out laughing when I typed that...my friend's lookin' at me funny and i'm tryin' to explain this shit lmao

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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    No, I was too busy getting high under the bleachers.


  • SwimParagon
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    Mixboy said:

    you know we might seriously be taking you for granted...we could actually be seeing the development of a serial killer...when they interview PFH after your killing spree, she'll meekly say, "he seemed like a nice guy...never saw this coming..."

    @PerfectFlowingHair

    Nah, I'll be the one who talks him out of it. His call whether that's with words or knives...

    {so far he's picked words}

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Banned
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    I have to say, a lot of shit has been f**ked up in my life, but acquiring the company of the fairer sex has never been one of them. "Keeping" them has been a problem, because my charm wears off, but acquiring them is cake.

    It was me.....It was always me.


  • SwimVIP
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    Planning to acquire one too, once I get my petty larceny charge expunged and can find a new job.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • Banned
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    Zenigundam said:

    Planning to acquire one too, once I get my petty larceny charge expunged and can find a new job.

    "petit" larceny.

    It was me.....It was always me.


  • SwimVIP
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    So mad at myself for not grabbing a cardboard box from the dock and putting it in there. Yeah the footage would still look suspicious when I'm carrying a cardboard box to the break room, but I could come up with something. When there's video of me carrying a blue and white PS4 bundle in and then coming out ten minutes later with a ripped up box and then running to throw it into the compactor, I think it's pretty damning.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


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