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Spent more time doing legal research these past few days than I did in a whole year of law school
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  • SwimVIP
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    If I get called in and asked to sign one of those admission of guilt letters, I should not sign it. I have to drink for the next thirty-five minutes before I head off, calmly deny any allegations if they're brought up, and explain that the footage of my taking the system into an area without cameras, bringing back a broken box, and then running nervously to throw it quickly into a compactor isn't conclusive evidence of theft. Its absence was either noticed immediately, or they still haven't noticed it and won't until inventory's done. I still don't feel good at all about this. I fear they'll piece things together and go to the tapes if they haven't already. My best chance is for them to not investigate. This is the worst thing I've done and I feel awful about it, but I have to find a way to avoid being charged.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • SwimVIP
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    Why did I do this? It was so friggin stupid of me.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
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    I stole a few phones from tmobile and sold them on ebay under security cameras a few times. You'll be alright.


  • SwimVIP
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    I might. It depends on whether they pinpoint the time frame of when it could have been taken and then narrow down the people who could have been culpable. If they do, I'm in trouble. What worries me is that this is one of the higher-priced items in the store. It's not like sneaking away with some M&M's Minis from the register checkout.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • Swimuminati
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    I know this is weird for me to say, but.....maybe today's not the day to drink

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimVIP
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    Needed to be on my crafty Lupin game, but instead I was sprinting to that compactor like Sonic.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • SwimVIP
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    I'll say this much. If I hadn't been drinking, this definitely wouldn't have happened lol. I wouldn't have had the balls to do it.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
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    Zenigundam said:

    I might. It depends on whether they pinpoint the time frame of when it could have been taken and then narrow down the people who could have been culpable. If they do, I'm in trouble. What worries me is that this is one of the higher-priced items in the store. It's not like sneaking away with some M&M's Minis from the register checkout.

    Lol one of the phones i stole was $850. U aight.


  • Swimuminati
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    and if you did, you'd do it a lot smoother, I imagine

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimVIP
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    I could have at least put it in a cardboard box. Still would have looked sketchy af that I'm carrying a cardboard box to an area without cameras and then returning ten minutes later to throw it out, but it's way better than the incriminating video that I'm sure exists right now.

    And the Universe said, "Let there be Zeni's YouTube Channel". And so it was. And it was good.
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Zenigundam


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