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When I was in highschool, I knew a kid who....
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  • Special Snowflake
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    Got his dick stuck in a shampoo bottle.

    No lie, they had to like call the paramedics. Felt bad for the kid, cause he like couldn't get a girl friend after. :(


  • Swimuminati
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    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Special Snowflake
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    I had seriously forgotten about that.


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    idk I always thought if I were a guy, my dick would be getting stuck everywhere.

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/Boalam/ -almost always on here
    http://myanimelist.net/profile/LunarCry -almost sometimes on here
    http://www.last.fm/user/Boalam -pretty much never but hi


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    wuuuut

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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    ProudTelvisionAddict said:

    idk I always thought if I were a guy, my dick would be getting stuck everywhere.

    man wh0re?

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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    OuroborosBlack said:

    Felt bad for the kid, cause he like couldn't get a girl friend after. :(

    You took advantage of that.

    Memento Mori


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    There's just so many fun features out there...

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/Boalam/ -almost always on here
    http://myanimelist.net/profile/LunarCry -almost sometimes on here
    http://www.last.fm/user/Boalam -pretty much never but hi


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    Dude must've had an infant p***s. I couldn't fit my pinky finger into a shampoo bottle


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    I like how p***s is censored yet dick is not


  • Swimuminati
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    sigh

    uhhh....yeah >.>

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    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • SwimComrad
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    dick is a name though


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    6clawPaw said:

    Dude must've had an infant p***s. I couldn't fit my pinky finger into a shampoo bottle

    Based on what I saw in gym class... it was pretty tiny yeah.


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    bnmjv said:

    OuroborosBlack said:

    Felt bad for the kid, cause he like couldn't get a girl friend after. :(

    You took advantage of that.

    No, I never did anything gay in highschool... was too ashamed and in denial. Though I was propositioned multiple times to suck other boy's dicks for pleasure, money. Have sex with other guys (most of which had girlfriends btw and were on the football or baseball teams), or simply getting harassed by the black boy that walked home with me every day in our neighborhood, who wanted to quote him "get a feel of that fat butt" and "make a man of me", as I had admitted I hadn't had sex yet. :|


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    mysticalwater said:

    dick is a name though

    I knew a woman named Jennifer Pen!s...it was pronounced pee-nice

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


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    Mixboy said:

    mysticalwater said:

    dick is a name though

    I knew a woman named Jennifer Pen!s...it was pronounced pee-nice

    i'm not sure which is worse, the spelling or the pronunciation.


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