somebody get Kasane Teto on the line
I need to lick that girl's french bread
Oh God, I just looked up the Urban Dictionary term for French Baguette...
A feminine pad that is fully permeated with period blood to the point of hardening, which gives it a natural oblong shape and consistency, as well as touch texture similar to that of an oven-fresh french baguette.
Used in a sentence:
Tod - "I attempted to have sex with my girl last night, but when I tried to feel her up, I was greeted with that once-a-month feminine surprise in a form of french baguette"
Sean - "French baguette? What's that?"
Tod - "A fully soaked and hardened menstrual pad, Sean"
"Wait, I don't remember 'Allahu Akbar' being in the lyrics..." - Eagles Of Death Metal
I am totally impressed bro... I didn't think you guys would get the reference.