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I killed a fly with a lighter.
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  • Babbling
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    Stupid fly got in my house. He was flying by the window so I lit my lighter and chased him. I thought the flame would go out because he was kinda fast but I guess he wasn't fast enough because I singed off his wings and came crashing to the ground. Then I burned his head.


  • Swimuminati
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    Now thats killing it with fire.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimFan Banned
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    that fly was perhaps somebodies/or many bodies karma on cue to play a loop due .

    the only thing better than better is better unless its its the flipside of all that is better ...

    subject too change ...


  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
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    I feel like that fly right now.


  • Babbling
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    Firefly24 said:

    Now thats killing it with fire.

    Usually I take my slipper and smash insect invaders. But I just happened to be smoking weed at the time.


  • SwimFan Banned
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    well looky there at the subsequent post ... too famned funny -

    the only thing better than better is better unless its its the flipside of all that is better ...

    subject too change ...


  • Babbling
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    I thought it was a nice coincidence too.


  • Incoherent Babbling
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    Hahahahahaha i managed to do that too once but slightly different. I snunk up behind him on a table and it f**king lit him on fire so fast LOL

    Everyone's favorite Viperslayer.


  • Babbling
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    shadowstalker211 said:

    that fly was perhaps somebodies/or many bodies karma on cue to play a loop due .

    In the original movie, The Fly, the tiny fly has a human head and he screams, "Help me! Help me!", before he's smashed to death. So now before I kill a fly I make sure it doesn't have a human head.


  • SwimFan Banned
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    isnt there some type of fly gun or was it a joke that was observed on the ol' tely .

    the only thing better than better is better unless its its the flipside of all that is better ...

    subject too change ...


  • Incoherent Babbling
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    There is. My cousin has one. It works.

    Everyone's favorite Viperslayer.


  • Babbling
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    Uses salt, right?


  • Incoherent Babbling
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    No it shoots a rubber flat mat

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  • SwimFan Banned
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    oh hollywood , your so weird and funny and dramatic and going to the sewer for audience seekers and trends past fit too script -

    the only thing better than better is better unless its its the flipside of all that is better ...

    subject too change ...


  • Incoherent Babbling
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    So u can shoot ur tv and shit

    Everyone's favorite Viperslayer.


  • Swimuminati
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    ThorsPenor said:

    Firefly24 said:

    Now thats killing it with fire.

    Usually I take my slipper and smash insect invaders. But I just happened to be smoking weed at the time.

    to the rescue!

    Funny how that works.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Babbling
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    All flies must die by fire. Only then can they get into heaven.

    Fire can't kill the Firefly though. Fire makes her stronger! It would be like trying to drown a water dragon.


  • SwimFan Banned
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    nice , bugs annoy the hell out of me but i have come too find i have more respect for bugs than most " humans "

    the only thing better than better is better unless its its the flipside of all that is better ...

    subject too change ...


  • Babbling
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    Yeah the salt gun looked like it worked but then you get salt everywhere.


  • Babbling
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    I've tried killing flies with weed smoke. Doesn't work. It just makes them fly funny.


  • Incoherent Babbling
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    This is so f**ked up. Sorry @Firefly24, but THIS needs to be said.

    When I was 8-16 our block would play games of freedom/manhunt. During the summer we would crush the back ends of fireflies and wear the glow as warpaint.

    Everyone's favorite Viperslayer.


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