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What mundane things would the government want to keep top-secret?
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  • SwimParagon
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    I bet they know how to make Christmas lights that never tangle >.>

    What else are they hiding from us?!

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Banned
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    9/11 was an inside job.

    Hillary has serious medical issues, always sitting.

    Skynet is real.

    Westpark is Bush.

    Kurt Cobain is alive and lives in Branson, MO.

    Mary Poppins was a story about degrading chimeny sweeps as a profession, Ghostrek and Packard confirmed.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • SwimLegend
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    They have the formula for truly insta dry nail polish

    Oh bother...


  • 2

    I know every mundane detail that the government is hiding from us, but the only way I can tell you is if you go on a date with me.


  • 0

    Dinosaurs


  • Special Snowflake
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    I'm not saying it's aliens, but...


  • Banned
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    they're poisoning us through the food supply and addicting us to drugs.

    POOP


  • Banned
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    PerfectFlowingHair said:

    I bet they know how to make Christmas lights that never tangle >.>

    What else are they hiding from us?!

    email. Har har tee hee.

    BEHOLD! A Word Processor Super Saiyan!!!


  • SwimPeanut Banned
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    The Human Instrumentality Project

    00


  • 3

    • The real reason for shrink-wrap
    • Explicitly gay American Puritan literature
    • Frank Ocean's album
    • Video of Ronald Reagan performing an interpretive dance of "Frog and Toad Are Friends" for a half-indecently-dressed Nancy Reagan
    • Fart party invitations

    Even if you are a puritan it would be all right
    If you join the lovers in their ruined house tonight.
    It’s good if you become a soul and then disappear.


  • SwimPeanut
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    The real answer to how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    真実はいつもひとつ!


  • Other Anime
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    • An archive of all of the pornography that past presidents have enjoyed.
    • The addictive agent the FDA adds to Cinnamon Toast Crunch to make kids love it. Additionally, the agent added to Trix that makes it only suitable for child consumption.
    • Transcripts of the smack-talk that presidents and prime ministers share with each other.
    • The grocery list required to keep the White House stocked with the right amount of toiletries.
    • The White House S&M dungeon that is located below the hidden staircase in the janitor's closet.
    • The racist things presidents have said in private.

    Muscle, muscle! Hustle, hustle!


  • Lord Of the Munge Façade
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    Sawdamizer said:

    Mary Poppins was a story about degrading chimeny sweeps as a profession, Ghostrek and Packard confirmed.

    mary poppins was actually about why women shouldnt vote.

    So Luuv hooked me up with a custom rank.

    Which means I only have two more prizes to claim, plus an image sig.

    So that's where we stand.


  • Banned
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    Mary Poppins was a commentary against capitalism and banks.

    POOP


  • 1

    Spray-on socks


  • SwimParagon
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    Zenigundam said:

    I know every mundane detail that the government is hiding from us, but the only way I can tell you is if you go on a date with me.

    My answer is still no.

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • SwimParagon
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    Chappi_The_Rabbit said:

    • An archive of all of the pornography that past presidents have enjoyed.
    • The addictive agent the FDA adds to Cinnamon Toast Crunch to make kids love it. Additionally, the agent added to Trix that makes it only suitable for child consumption.
    • The White House S&M dungeon that is located below the hidden staircase in the janitor's closet.

    I want to see all of these. Especially the first one. >.>

    "I feel like I should be banning way more of you." -- SwimMod_Luuv


  • Helper
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    Sawdamizer said:

    9/11 was an inside job.

    http://i.imgur.com/fCXoByz.jpg


  • SwimSage Banned
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  • SwimSage Banned
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    Wow that laugh track is kinda annoying, haven't seen that show in a long time.


  • Swimuminati
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    self hanging christmas lights would be better


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