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favorite places to regain consciousness?
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    I just woke up in my bathroom on the floor. I remember going in there, but not falling out. My head was inches from the rim of my bathtub/shower, but I don't seem to have broken my neck nor cracked my skull open...

    I once woke up on the floor in the bathroom of a gas station.

    When I was in college I lived in a place with a communal bathroom in which I passed out blocking the door to the dismay of several other boarders...

    I can't be the only one to enjoy doing this...

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  • Babbling
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    Ever woke up with a sore butt hole?


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    yes, but the butt hole was not mine

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    If you havn't already you should probably just ahead and have a preemptive funeral. You can vibe out in the casket and not be dead while your friends and family mourn your loss. Then when the day finally comes they can just throw you in an oven, scatter the ashes in a random retention pond and go about their business.


  • Babbling
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    Detachable butt hole.

    I woke up naked a couple times wondering where my clothes went. I thought I might have been sexually assaulted but I felt my butt hole and it wasn't sore. People told me I took my own clothes off. I found them in the yard.


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    "friends and family mourn your loss"

    you're a funny guy, aren't you

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    i did that once, too. but it was someone's backyard after a party, not a random toilet

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  • Babbling
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    We fam, fam. I would mourn your passing. Another piece of ass I didn't get to bang.


  • IB
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    i have a story similar to that
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

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  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
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    As a female, I don't have the luxury of getting black out drunk.


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    you could still bang it at that point

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  • Babbling
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    Send me your gps coordinates. I will parachute in.


  • Swimuminati
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    you dont drink yourself to sleep alone every night?

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  • Banned
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    Fuggstice said:

    As a female, I don't have the luxury of getting black out drunk.

    You must overestimate how many desperate, truly desperate, men there are out there.


  • Nyaa or Nothing
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    My bed.


  • Bettathanyom0mma Banned
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    ViperGirl said:

    Fuggstice said:

    As a female, I don't have the luxury of getting black out drunk.

    You must overestimate how many desperate, truly desperate, men there are out there.

    Excuse me?


  • Special Snowflake
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    Fuggstice said:

    ViperGirl said:

    Fuggstice said:

    As a female, I don't have the luxury of getting black out drunk.

    You must overestimate how many desperate, truly desperate, men there are out there.

    Excuse me?

    He's saying he'd fvck you, obviously. Even you have standards though.

    Memento Mori


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    bnmjv said:

    Fuggstice said:

    ViperGirl said:

    Fuggstice said:

    As a female, I don't have the luxury of getting black out drunk.

    You must overestimate how many desperate, truly desperate, men there are out there.

    Excuse me?

    He's saying he'd fvck you, obviously. Even you have standards though.

    No thanks. I don't feel like getting facehoofed by a burro.


  • SwimParagon
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    Favorite place to regain consciousness? The bed I lost it in. :P

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