I did it.
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    But the Good Work is never done.

    “Oh this book! Wow. Warning: the bravery displayed in this epic biopic will make you ooze through your sweatpants. When she revealed firing her last assistant for not instructing the house chef to melt the cheese on her morning meatball sub to a golden brown...the bravery left me soaked. And then requiring the next personal assistant to remove her ovaries before taking the job! Hahaha she gets it! She gets us! So great.”

    “At least it’s better than the Divinci Code.”

    “Nothing’s funny and she brags about sexually assaulting a cab driver. Most of these stories are stolen anyways. I can’t recommend it. Lena Dunham is fat.”

    “My daughter purchased this book and his come away from it loathing men. I was afraid of this but didn’t want to be a bigot. I’ll never have my sensible little girl back.”

    “AHMee sHuMMmer, iS a bUmmEr, arE SuMthIn"

  • Special Snowflake

    Do you want to fvck her?

    Memento Mori

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